What is the definition of Counting Fumes?

"Counting fumes" is like when you're so close to blowing someone over with your argument, or in a literal sense, when there's a toxic gas cloud from a leaky stove. It's the term we use when we're so heated, we're basically breathing out smoke and danger.

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Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "I can't believe I counted fumes while arguing with my neighbor about who gets to use the only leftovers jar in the kitchen."